What do you get when you cross severe solar activity storms with an ever increasing global reliance on satellite based technology?
Yeah.
You heard me.
Our puny little brains will implode with panic over disrupted cell service, broadband hell, and even things like basic transportation (relying on GPS) will be disrupted – because a lot of gadgets nowadays require cooperative satellites; something you don’t get when the sun starts spitting solar flares like Uncle Bean spits sunflower seeds.
So, you know, dust off the CB radio and Brace. Yourself. Because Apparently, our sun is getting it’s cosmic groove on in readiment for massive bad weather – ie – solar flares.
Reminds me of this little film here to my left… a creepy end of the world scenario for sure. Poor Nicolas Cage has a son who’s plugged into some crazy ass memory from 50 years ago predicting the end of things, and he’s burdened with the realization… well, I don’t want to spoil things for you, but it’s got a little something to do with the sun freaking the eff out. It’s a really good movie, and it has one of those endings you don’t usually see in a major blockbuster film.
I’ve got to say, what with all the volcanos and super hurricanes and spewing oil everywhere, this new sun storm development just adds another element of quease to the whole Mayan calendar conspiracy… And hey, I gotta say, if the world is coming to an end in 2012, I want a seat next to this guy:
But, in all seriousness, you might want to hold off on that new iPhone until they come out with the solar-proof version – iPhone 7000g, don’t let the signal mess with your apps!







